Blame cirocco, chickie, and michelle. Idea stolen from Something Awful, bless their evil little hearts.

Change the user title of one of your fellow 3WA members. Cost: $5. This is a one-time fee.

The user will be stuck with the title until someone else changes it, or he ponies up $5 to change it back. In certain circumstances, we reserve the right to make changes for free. We can also reject any user title without explanation. If that happens, you'll get your money back.

Your target's user name
Your target's new user title