Q. What's a user level?
A. A user level are the fun little titles that go under your user name — "Porn Star" "Virgin" "Tease" Voyeur" etc... You pick your own user level in exchange for a donation. User levels are given away free once per year (in August) with any paid account.

Q. I want my user level to be "Assistant to the Porn Stars."
A. Please do not select user names that will confuse the management structure. The use of the words "Porn Star" or "Fluffer" or "Code Monkey" are forbidden. If you inadvertently hit on a name that is one of our forthcoming default user levels, you will be asked to select another. We reserve the right to reject any user level at our discretion.

Q. How long can my user level be?
A. Up to 30 letters, including spaces. However, avoid titles like "MynameisHarryIamaVirgo" If you have a few words, put spaces in between them. This improves readability and lessens the chance of a long user level breaking the table.

Q. Are there any other limitations on custom levels?
A. You are not permitted to use your user level to promote any sort of commercial enterprise. No HTML or code allowed in levels.

No outright profanity. Obviously, we're big fans of sexual innuendo, but please don't use "shit," "cock," "cunt," "motherfucker," or "fuck" in your titles. Unless you come up with something you find spectacularly funny. If you think you're that funny, email stee.

Q. Will my level expire?
A. No, level changes are hard-coded into the UBB and are permanent.

Q. How much is the donation?
A. $20 per change. Unless you want to wait for Birthday Week in August, and then it's free.

Q. May I change my title?
A. Sure. Title changes cost $20.

Q. How many times may I change my title?
A. For $20 per change? As many times as you like, until our little fingies fall off.

Q. What happens if I get banned or I quit the board? Do I get a refund?
A. No. No refunds.

Q. What happens if the board shuts down?
A. If the moderators decide to permanently shut the board down, we will stop accepting custom user levels at least 15 days before the board closure.

We are not responsible for server outages or other tech failures beyond our control. No warranty express or implied.

Q. How do I sign up?
A. Fill out the form below. You will be emailed back with an approval and a link for payment. You then submit your donation, and your new user level will be coded within 7 days.

Payment will be required within five business days of approval, or the custom user level will be returned to the available pool.

If you have a gift certificate, choose "gift certificate" from list of payment options.

If you'd like to send a gift certificate, email Sara.